Tell Me a story, you son of a bitch.

The DIE-O-RAMA! Is a storytelling and humor podcast written, read, recorded, and wrought by Ryan McClary.

WHOm?!?!

Ryan McClary is a performer and playwright, beaten and bred in the bowels of the Long Beach, CA., DIY theatre/forbidden dance scene.  You might be able to google him.

WHAT?!?!

The DIE-O-RAMA!  A multiverse of little black boxes, each one containing a story world, a character conundrum, a sinister sketch of savage sassiness.  Like the Twilight Zone performed by Bob Newhart; a campfire conspiracy of drunken uncles; the last hope for humanity?

WHY?!?!

Because Stories are the one, true renewable energy.  And rent still exists.  Also, I am skilled and schooled in no other service, so STORIES IT IS!!!

WHERE?!?!

BEHIND YOU!!!!?

HOW & WHEN?!?!

Weekly, when in season.  Probably on your phone.  If we had our way, THE DIE-O-RAMA! would be delivered in the dead of night, through pneumatic tube, in a crushed velvet riddle.  But probably your phone.